Monday, July 16, 2007
As open letters are all the rage in Hollywoodland, Ol' Lonesome thought he'd try his hand at it.
Dear son of a bitch that sits beside me at the movies,
Fellow, Ol' Lonesome really, really likes going to the talking, indoor picture-shows. I like "Harry Potter" and "Spiderman" and "Macon County Line" and "Cannonball Run" and even "Wings Of Desire." But sir and, or madam, please don't talk on your cellular phone while I'm looking at a motion picture. Heck, it's just plain rude. Also, please don't be typing messages on your fancy typing phone blueberry machines while the movie is playing. Please......
Keep it up and you might just find yourself on the stinging end of an ass whoopin'.
Best Regards,
Lonesome Rhodes
That's me....lookin' mighty stern.
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