Thursday, July 19, 2007
Dear Ms. Britney Spears,
Girl, you gots to hide that squirrel. Young lady, we are tired of seeing your woman parts all over the internet. I know that them camera folks follow you around and sometimes you get out of cars in a not-so-lady-like manner after drinkin' a six-pack of Schlitz and that's ok. That pantie-monster is your business and if you don't want to wear drawers, that's ok. But ma'am, we are really tired of seeing the ol' bald eagle. Hell, yesterday you even wore under-britches but you decided to jump in the ocean in a pair of white panties, and once again, your moose-knuckle smiled for the camera.
Baby, I get it---you like to show your privates. But them privates have gotten way too public.
Does Cooter Brown have her own publicist?
Your friend,
Lonesome Rhodes
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